1) Germans are tall.
2) They enjoy dairy products (I suspect this has something to do with their height). They will put a cheese sauce with most things.
3)The global perception of the German love and consumption of Sauerkraut is…
Once upon a time, there was a girl who flew.
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friendly reminder that in Finnish you don’t say ‘fits like a glove’
you say ‘fits like a fist in the eye’
Same here in Germany guys
“Passt wie die Faust auf”s Auge”
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(And Thurstday and next Monday and Tuesday)….
If I fuck these up, I’m not going to get into my University
or get a job
or get anything
I’M HYPERVENTILATING
I’m going to live under a bridge…I can see it
I just hope they have wi-fi
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You can in German.
IN GERMANY YOU CAN FOOD YOUR FOOD IN A TOWN CALLED FOOD
OMFG I NEEDED THAT SO FUCKING BAD!
EVERYTIME I SAW THE BRITISH; AMERICAN OR CANADIAN FLAG-THING I JUST WONDERED IF THERE IS A GERMAN ONE OUT HERE.
AND THERE IS
DEAR GOD
THERE IS
and and Btw:
Ich gehe heute mir etwas zu Essen kaufen und werde es dann in Essen essen.
Essen = Food
(Source: we-are-anti-venom)
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Why the fuck
is it snowing in the UK
IN FUCKING MARCH??
because british weather is always like “fuck you”
ugh try the german weather
IT WAS LIKE 20 DEGREES JUST TWO DAYS AGO AND NO IT’S FUCKING FREEZING AND SNOWING
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Okay this really gets me upset because
German bread is FUCKING AWESOME
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I hate that everytime someone metions this… that’s why we sound angry all the time: because of idiots who keep asking the same dumb questions…..
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Boomerang: What I Know About Germans: Now a Top 100!
From an Australian expat in Münster, North Rhine-Westphalia.
64) Germans extract a curiously large amount of pleasure from the acts of giving, receiving and processing paperwork. They revel in it. Roll in it. Cover themselves with it and inhale the scent of paper.
TRUE TRUE TRUE :D
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So first Chris Colfer was in London
Then Paris
WHAT IF GERMANY IS NEXT?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
OH MY GOD
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Okay I just mindlessly sang this old german nursery rhyme about a horseman and noticed that the lyrics are pretty gruesome!
In german it goes like this:
Hoppe hoppe Reiter, wenn er fällt, dann schreit er.
Fällt er in den Graben, fressen ihn die Raben.
Fällt er in den Sumpf, macht der Reiter plumps!Now translated for you english folks:
Bumpety bump, rider, if he falls, then he cries out
should he fall into the ditch, then the ravens will eat him.
Should he fall into the swamp, then the rider goes… splash!there are equally frightening versions of this where he falls into a pond and its said that no one would find him for a long time…..
What the fuck? Why wasn’t I scared as a kid? O___O
This is pretty terrifying!
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We have several political parties here in germany.
The main ones are : CDU, SPD, Die Grünen, die Linken, FDP
and every party ( in except of the CDU the christian-democracy party) has an own official lesbian/gay / transgender logo!
and the best thing ever ( taken from the FDP)
(translation: Pants down, ass open. second vote for FDP) ( It’s probably fake but still funny xD)We also have several high profile politicans who are gay or lesbian.
Like the major of Berlin or our foreign minister Guido Westerwelle and several others.
Awesome isn’t it?
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Just because someone is german doesn’t mean that this person is a Nazi, a racist, hates jews and other cultures, is stupid, has no sense of humor or wears leather shorts.
And For the love of god : WE DON’T LIKE HITLER. HE WAS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE WHO EVER EXISTED AND WE HATE HIM ALL.
Grow the fuck up and do your fucking research before you make assumptions based on ignorance and stupidity.
